Seriously?

It looks so hard,

that the only people who can use it, are ones who are already in shape,

thus, erasing the need for the AbCircle in the first place.

And there, my friends, lies the dilemma, 

with all these exercise machines that you see on TV-

when you finally get to the point that you can use them consistently,

you don’t need them anymore…

I jest, of course,

… kinda.